Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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