So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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