id be glad to
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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