we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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