oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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