Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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