Soap is not a condiment
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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