hell yes lets make some ravioli
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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