just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She has the best kind of daddy issues
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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