She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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