Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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