I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
