My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The ass gains better be worth it
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