Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
