i just had sex bonerless
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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