So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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Do I have a choice?
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
