I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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