it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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