Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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