Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
True college students do jello shots in the library
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