Apparently you make a good broom.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
