i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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