Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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