Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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