It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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