Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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