How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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