I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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