eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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