I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
