Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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