4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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