We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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