Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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