I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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