woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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