it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
