TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
How does one acquire holy water?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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