No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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