I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
