It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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