Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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