He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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