I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Randomize
