Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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