I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
he thought i was a dude.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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