Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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