It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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