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Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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