I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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